The Ultimate Guide to Off-Season Screen Storage (Stop Shoving Them in the Shed)
Cottage season’s over. The leaves are turning, the dock is stacked, and you’re standing there…
Ever gazed at your bug screen and thought, “This mesh knows me”? No? Just me? Well, let’s dive into the whimsical world where your choice of bug screen unveils the quirks of your personality. Buckle up, Barrie!
Your screen is spotless, not a speck in sight. You probably alphabetize your spice rack and have a color-coded calendar. Your idea of a wild night? Reorganizing the garage.
Local Vibe: You’re the type to enjoy a serene walk along Kempenfelt Bay, followed by a meticulously planned dinner at The Farmhouse.
Your screen has patches held together with duct tape and sheer willpower. You believe in fixing things yourself, even if it means a few extra holes.
Local Vibe: You’re often spotted at Home Depot off Mapleview Drive, stocking up for your next project.
Your screen is adorned with tiny leaves and maybe a curious insect or two. You love the outdoors and believe in coexisting with nature.
Local Vibe: Weekend hikes at Ardagh Bluffs are your jam, followed by a smoothie from Bohemia.
You opted for a screen that’s barely there. Sleek, modern, and efficient—just like you.
Local Vibe: Your home is a sanctuary, possibly furnished from Structube, and you enjoy quiet mornings at Lazy Tulip Café.
Your screen has seen better days, but you can’t part with it. It’s been with you through seasons, storms, and memories.
Local Vibe: You cherish traditions, like annual visits to the Barrie Kempenfest.
You’ve got the latest in bug screen technology—smart screens, UV protection, you name it. Always ahead of the curve.
Local Vibe: You’re the first to try new spots, like the latest fusion restaurant downtown.
Who needs a screen? You prefer the open air, embracing whatever flies in—literally.
Local Vibe: Spontaneous trips to Wasaga Beach and impromptu picnics at Sunnidale Park are your style.
So, what does your bug screen say about you? Whether you’re a perfectionist, a free spirit, or somewhere in between, remember that every screen tells a story. And if your screen’s story is “help me,” maybe it’s time for an upgrade.
