Home Alone: If Kevin Had Security Screens, He Could’ve Taken the Day Off 🎬

Poor Kevin McCallister.
Left behind in suburban Chicago with nothing but his wits, a creepy basement furnace, and an unlimited supply of booby-trap energy.

Instead of chilling with a plate of microwave mac & cheese, Kevin had to:

• Rig a paint can to swing down the stairs like a demolition ball
• Set up a tarantula as “emergency backup” security
• Cover the floor in tiny glass ornaments (honestly savage)
• Heat up a doorknob to third-degree-burn temperatures
• Ice the stairs so burglars could perform amateur ballet routines

All while still being, you know, eight years old.

Or… Hear Us Out…

What if instead of playing a one-man version of Fortnite Creative Mode, Kevin’s house had simply been armed with security screens?

Imagine:

• Harry tries to kick in the window: Bounces off like a cartoon character.
• Marv tries to pry open the patio door: Meets a reinforced steel mesh that says “Nice try, Wet Bandit.”
• Kevin?
  Still full of sass, but now comfortably eating his mac & cheese ON TIME and without risking jail time for aggravated assault.

Why Security Screens Are the Real MVP

Instead of spending your holidays:

• Building DIY death traps
• Yelling “This is my house, I have to defend it!”
• Googling “how much prison time for booby traps?”

You could just install Security Screens.

They:

✅ Stop intruders at the window or door
✅ Look normal (no haunted house vibes)
✅ Let you enjoy the cottage breeze without inviting raccoons, burglars, or Marv’s sticky bandit hands

Because No One Wants to Be the Kevin

It’s fun to watch on TV.
It’s not fun to live it when:

• A sketchy guy tests your back patio door handle
• A raccoon thinks your kitchen smells delicious
• Your neighbor’s cat launches a full assault on your screen at 2 AM

Save the booby traps for movie night.
Contact WindowRises today and let’s secure your cottage or home properly — no paint cans needed.