You swore you were just a weekend warrior.
Pop up Friday, race back Sunday, maybe forget your sandals once in a while.

But now?
You’re Googling “best generators for off-grid living” at 2 AM and casually mentioning the difference between black bears and grizzlies at dinner parties.

Face it.
You’re becoming one of them. A full-time cottager.

Here’s how you know:

1. You Own More Flannel Shirts Than Business Outfits

Once upon a time, you had a “work wardrobe.”

Now?
You have a “which flannel matches the woodpile best” wardrobe.

Bonus points if you can tell the season by how many layers of plaid you’re wearing.

2. You Know Exactly Which Bakery Gets Butter Tarts First on Saturday

And heaven help the tourist who tries to casually stroll in at 11 AM thinking there will still be any left.

Local knowledge isn’t learned.
It’s earned.

3. You Start Saying “It’s Just a Black Bear” — And You Mean It

City friends visiting:
“OH MY GOSH, IT’S A BEAR!!!”

You:
“Relax. He’s only checking if you left snacks in the kayak.”

Honestly, you’re more worried about the raccoons at this point.
They have plans.

4. You Argue Passionately About Firewood Prices

You used to argue about gas prices.
Now, it’s all:
“$90 a face cord?! What are they seasoning it with, unicorn tears?”

You have strong opinions on maple vs. birch and aren’t afraid to share them.

5. You Measure Driving Distance in Lakes Crossed, Not Kilometers

Directions are no longer:

“It’s 20 minutes north.”

It’s:

“You go past Three-Fingered Lake, over Twin Moose Lake, then when you hit Dead Beaver Pond, hang a left.”

You haven’t checked a speed limit sign in weeks. You just feel it.

6. Your Screen Doors Are Your Best Friends

You know you’ve made it when you care more about mesh weave strength than countertops.

That patio screen door isn’t “just a door.”
It’s the only thing standing between you and:

• A blackfly apocalypse
• Raccoon break-ins
• Rogue chipmunks seeking squatters’ rights

And let’s be honest — if your screen door rollers sound like a dying seagull every time you open it, it’s time for Patio Screen Door Roller Repair.

Real full-timers know:
Solid screens and tight seals are standard survival gear.

(Flannel optional but recommended.)

Welcome to the Club

If you recognize yourself in at least three of these signs…
Congratulations.
You’re not “going to the cottage” anymore.

You live here now.

And we’re here for it.
(We’re also here to fix your busted screens before the mosquitoes start a hostile takeover.)

Contact WindowRises and let’s keep your little piece of paradise inside… and everything else outside.