Why Your Cottage Window Screens Say a Lot About You

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You can tell a lot about a person by how they take their coffee.
You can tell everything else by looking at their cottage window screens.

Yes—we said what we said.
Here’s what your screen situation reveals about you, your personality, and whether or not you’re the type to label leftover containers.

1. Screens are crisp, clean, and taut

You:

  • Definitely own a label maker
  • Organize your tackle box by species
  • Pre-rinse your recyclables
  • Probably installed pet mesh “just in case”

Verdict: You are the reason things at the cottage work. Everyone depends on you. Everyone also gently fears you.

2. You’ve got one torn screen that you “meant to fix last year”

You:

  • Keep a toolbox in your trunk
  • Know how to fix it… in theory
  • Have watched three YouTube videos on screen repair
  • Still haven’t bought spline

Verdict: Practical, capable, but cursed with just enough competence to justify putting it off another summer.

3. All the screens are bowed, warped, and popping out of the frame

You:

  • Haven’t seen your bug zapper since 2014
  • Swat flies with a sandal
  • Say “It’s not that bad” as mosquitoes chew your leg
  • Consider duct tape a legitimate screen repair material

Verdict: You’re the fun one. No notes. We still can’t stay overnight.

4. Screens are missing entirely

You:

  • “Airflow is nature’s AC”
  • Mosquitoes? A free source of protein.
  • Call it “glamping” even though there’s no running water
  • Built your own dock with no permits and a prayer

Verdict: Absolute chaos, but you somehow survive. Probably wear Crocs year-round. Somehow your cottage is the most fun.

5. Just installed high-tension stainless mesh everywhere

You:

  • Believe raccoons are organized
  • Have a spreadsheet for screen replacements
  • Bought security mesh and still double-lock the deadbolt
  • Know exactly how much your property value increased after install

Verdict: You do not mess around. Neither do we. Respect.

What Do Your Screens Say?

Let’s be honest: they’re saying something.

Maybe it’s “Help me.”
Maybe it’s “Come at me, bear.”
Maybe it’s “This family has their life together.”

Whatever the message, we’re here to help you upgrade from chaotic-neutral mesh to clean, secure, and bug-proof bliss.

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